It's for the Patriot Act...
In the 1990s, everyone apologized for delays and inconveniences by saying, "sorry, the network's slow". Post 9/11, apologists blame delays and inconveniences on The Patriot Act.
Airlines, hotels, and other travel industries generally understand the concept of proof of identity.
"Checking in? Can I see your driver's license or passport, please? It's for The Patriot Act."
Certain banks, unfortunately, haven't quite explained the nuances that distinguish transaction processing from identity verification to all their employees. I visited a bank to get an Debit/ATM card for my son, who never carries cash and is always running out of gas. Before the service assistant could begin processing my request, she asked me, "Can I see your social (security card)? It's for The Patriot Act." I use this number so infrequently, and was so astonished that this information was to serve as credentials to verify my identity that I suffered a momentary brain freeze and transposed some of the numbers.
"Hmmm... that's not the right 'social'. Can I see your ATM or Check Card? Great, thanks. I can look up your account directly. Do you live at 3 Myrtle Bank Lane? Wonderful. So, how can I help you?"
I explain what I want. "I'm sorry, the person applying for an ATM card must apply in person. Sorry, it's The Patriot Act." Honestly, I am not making this up.
"The card is for my son, who never carries cash and is always running out of gas. He attends High School off the island and can't get here during bank hours, " I reply.
"Oh, that's terrible. Let's see what we can do."
Fast-forward to the last page in the episode. I succeed in getting an ATM card under *my* name, for my son's UGMA account. As the custodian of this account, I can have one, but my son can't because he's not yet 18 years old. Of course, issuing me the card gives me the opportunity if not license to let my son use it at ATM machines, which only care that you hold the card and know the PIN. For now, at least. How long before ATMs use facial recognition? After all, it would be "for the Patriot Act".
Has "It's for The Patriot Act." become an interjection? According to the always amusing definitions at http://www.cs.cf.ac.uk/fun/welsh/Glossary_main.html, an interjection is defined as an ejaculatory utterance usually lacking grammatical connection. So I suppose "It's for the Patriot Act" isn't really an interjection. It's an ejaculatory utterance, for sure, but most parties who utter it have no idea what it means or implies.
Sad and deplorable? More like "sad and dangerous".
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by Dave Piscitello