Are Domain Names the fruit of the sea?
On a bus to boot camp, Forrest Gump meets Bubba. Along the route, Bubba reveals his admiration for low country shrimp,
"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."
Along the route to an ICANN meeting, you might overhear any of several conversations that would lead you to conclude that domain names are the fruit of the sea we call the Internet.
"You can taste it, kite it, monetize it, and roll it. Dey's uh, domain hijacking, sniping, domain warehousing, domain cybersquatting and domain typoh-squatting. You can register 'em, auction 'em, put 'em in a portfolio or park 'em. That- that's about it."
Some of these - parking, warehousing, auctioning, and monetization - are (annoying but) acceptable uses. Others are controversial but at this time still acceptable uses of domain names. Take tasting. Folks might argue that test-driving a domain name to see if it's a candidate for monetization is an unanticipated consequence of a 5-day Add Grace Period (AGP) policy that was (ironically) introduced to prevent a different type of unfair domaining practices. On the other hand, some argue that tasting, like secondary marketing, is a an inevitable outcome of a domain market economy. Maybe tasting, like imitation crab, is a fruit of the sea that folks deride in public but turn a blind eye to when they serve it at parties?
ICANN discourages certain abuses of domain names such as sniping and hijacking and has a Redemption Grace Period and a dispute resolution process to assist registrants when a sniper attempts to scoop up a domain name when that was unintentionally allowed to lapse or when some basty nastard up and steals a name. Some (cybersquatting and typosquatting) violate intellectual property and other rights and are illegal in various jurisdictions.
Domain name rolling something worth rolling on the floor laughing over. Rolling is an attempt to keep a name without paying for it, by releasing it before the AGP and quickly registering it again. Smells fishy, but our premise is that domain names are the fruit of the sea, right? All this effort to save a paltry registration fee?
Stupid is as stupid does.
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by Dave Piscitello