The Sad and Deplorable State of Cell Phone Use
Dan Briody wrote an article in InfoWorld in May 2000 called The Ten Commandments of cell phone etiquette. It's an interesting list to re-visit for several reasons.
Etiquette hasn't improved. Dan's first commandment is "Thou shalt not subject defenseless others to cell phone conversations".This one's a lost cause, Dan. It's nearly impossible to *not* overhear cell phone conversations if you are within earshot of another individual. Corollaries to this commandment from Dan included "Thou shalt turn thy cell phone off during public performances" and "Thou shalt not speak louder on thy cell phone than thou would on any other phone" Both are lost causes as well. There is, however, a silver lining for Americans regarding "loud". For ages, Americans have been easily distinguished from other tourists by their propensity to yell English at a non-English speaking individual, as if volume would improve comprehension. Not any more, laddie. The Ugly American is dead, long live (unfortunately) the Ugly Cell phoner. Lastly in this category, Dan offers, "Thou shalt not attempt to impress with thy cell phone." One word, Dan: iPhone.
Safety is marginally improved. Commandment 5 was "Thou shalt not dial while driving." Despite laws in various jurisdictions and technology assists from speed-dial, hands-free, and voice-dialing features on nearly any phone, including most "free when you sign up" models, it's again nearly impossible to drive without observing fools aplenty swerving as they dial. Automobile manufacturers are saying "BlueTooth is the answer". The BlueTooth chip manufacturers are saying, "Hallelulia, brother, BlueTooth is finally the answer to a question!" Whatever gains we make in driver attentiveness will be overtaken by GPS gawking and idiots who will arrange mirrors in vehicles so they can watch the rear-seat DVD while they drive.
Technology has rendered some commandments obsolete or irrelevant. "Thou shalt not grow too attached to thy cell phone"? Nearly impossible these days. Carriers use different bands and protocols, phones are locked, and phone technology evolves at a fraction of Moore's law. Commandment 4, "Thou shalt not wear more than two wireless devices on thy belt" is mostly obsolete. I can't remember the last time I saw someone with a pager or PDA *and* a cell phone. I do see folks with two cell phones but such folks are power users yet unaware of dual SIM card adapters.
I'd like to replace at least one of Dan's commandments with "Thou shall not use thy cell phone in a public restroom". Seriously, what do you have to say on a phone that can't wait until you've finished your business and washed your hands?"
Maybe I'll start a new list: 10 reasons to *not* borrow someone else's cell phone.
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by Dave Piscitello