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December 2009

The Twelve Days of Phishmas

Phishers are full of holiday spirit. Do ye doubt me? Listen in on an underground Ventrilo channel and you'll hear them carolling!

On the first day of Phishmas, an email came for me...

 I won the Irish Lottery!

On the second day of Phishmas, an offer came for me...

 Cheap Gucci bags, and I won the Irish Lottery!
On the third day of Phishmas, Wells Fargo texted me...
I am overdrawn, cheap Gucci bags and I won the Irish Lottery!

On the fourth day of Phishmas, a doctor emailed me...

I could be much bigger, I am overdrawn, cheap Gucci bags and I won the Irish Lottery!

On the fifth day of Phishmas, an email offered me

Vi-Agr-A! I could be much bigger, I am overdrawn, cheap Gucci bags and I won the Irish Lottery!

On the sixth day of Phishmas, Jewel Taylor wrote to me...
Help me transfer millions, Vi-Agr-A! I could be much bigger, my account's suspended, cheap Gucci bags and I won the Irish Lottery! 

On the seventh day of Phishmas, a dealer mailed to me...

I could wear a Rolex, Help me transfer millions, Vi-Agr-A! I could be much bigger, I am overdrawn, cheap Gucci bags and I won the Irish Lottery! 

On the eighth day of Phishmas, the CDC mailed me...

 Free swine flu vaccines, I could wear a Rolex, Help me transfer millions, Vi-Agr-A! I could be much bigger, I am overdrawn, cheap Gucci bags and I won the Irish Lottery! 
On the ninth day of Phishmas, the IRS mailed me...
I have a tax credit, Free swine flu vaccines, I could wear a Rolex, Help me transfer millions, Vi-Agr-A! I could be much bigger, my account's suspended, cheap Gucci bags and I won the Irish Lottery! 
On the tenth day of Phishmas, Eva Mendes tweeted me...
See me nude in Fiji, I have a tax credit, Free swine flu vaccines, I could wear a Rolex, Help me transfer millions, Vi-Agr-A! I could be much bigger, I am overdrawn, cheap Gucci bags and I won the Irish Lottery!
On the eleventh day of Phishmas, GoDaddy mailed to me...
My domain's been transferred, See me nude in Fiji, I have a tax credit, Free swine flu vaccines, I could wear a Rolex, Help me transfer millions, Vi-Agr-A! I could be much bigger, I am overdrawn, cheap Gucci bags and I won the Irish Lottery!
On the twelfth day of Phishmas, Stoya sexted me...
Here's my latest porn flick, My domain's been transferred, See me nude in Fiji, I have a tax credit, Free swine flu vaccines, I could wear a Rolex, Help me transfer millions, Vi-Agr-A! I could be much bigger, I am overdrawn, cheap Gucci bags and I won the Irish Lottery!
Happy Holidays to you all. I wish you all a safe surfing, tweeting, 'booking, and messaging 2010!



Is your password on the worst offender list?

I noticed recently that a password list I posted to my web site several years ago is still visited frequently. Curious, I Googled password list to see what other lists I might find. Not surprisingly, Google returned nearly 2 million search engine hits. Push past the trivial "Top 10" lists that are designed purely to improve a Digg ranking and you'll find some longer, interesting ones such as Top 500 Worst Passwords of All Time.  

Study the 500 passwords listed carefully and you will see how laziness, brain freeze, and flawed thinking dominate password composition:

  • Nearly all of the passwords are shorter than 7 characters.
  • Most of the passwords are single English words or given names.
  • Many of the passwords are or include a profanity.
  • Many of the passwords are key sequences from a row on a QWERTY keyboard.
  • None of the passwords use a capital letter.
  • None of the passwords use a special character (!@#$%^&*)

Think about this for a minute. By altering just one of the above behaviors, you are assured that your password is not among the 500 worst ever. Herein lies the irony: weakly composed passwords are largely the result of users who don't think for even 15 seconds about the composition of a password

The comments I typically hear when I ask folks how they compose passwords include "If I make it complicated I won't remember it", "My brain freezes when I'm asked to compose a password", and from the MySpace generation, "Who ^%!ing cares?" (this is no doubt the user demographic where most of the passwords containing profanities and most frequent use of the notorious 123456 password are to be found).

It's possible to make a password easy to remember without making it complicated. Instead of using a single word, use two or more words, a phrase, or a quotation. Capitalize each word (this isn't really disclosing that much helpful information to an attacker and certainly not enough to speed up a password cracker program). In between the word, use a special character: even if you use the same one to help you remember, your password will be more strongly composed. What you'll end up with may look something like this:

  • My!Dog!Has!Fleas
  • Your*Password*Is*Strong
  • Black$Jelly$Beans

To completely master password composition, add a Arabic number. To make it memorable, substitute the number where you'd include a word:

  • I!Want!1!More!Cookie
  • 3@Musketeers@Bar
  • Camels#Have#2#Humps

All six of these passwords satisfy the "Best" rating at the Microsoft Online Safety pages Password Checker.  None took me more than 20 seconds to compose. Note that I used the same special character (surely you have a favorite special character!). This isn't that hard, folks...